hey Eric didn’t I tell you you were too dumb to write about Palestine?

I have just seen Eric Alterman’s response to the response to the Nation’s cool-tempered editorial on the massacre on the Mavi Marmara:

You know, it’s funny. Israel, Egypt and the Pales­tin­ian Authority are all engaged in this blockade (which I strongly oppose). But if you read The Nation’s editorial on the topic, “Free Gaza,” you’d have to […]

Alex Cockburn: Demoted at the Nation

Exhibit A were Melissa Harris-Lacewell’s blog entries at the notion. I read a handful, baffled. She seemed like a human fog machine pumping out banal­i­ties while southwest Asia was bombed to smithereens. Even when she bothered to point out Obama has erred from grace a time or two, she was certainly not “faltering [in her] support.” […]

Eric is Pathetic

So while I sit around in Cairo anxiously waiting for the Egyptian security forces to decide when or if they will permit inter­na­tion­als to enter Gaza through the Rafah crossing–they will report­edly open the border sometime in the next 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 weeks–I need some amusement. Thank­fully, the Nation printed […]

Hey Eric Write about Cast Lead or the Gaza Freedom March

So I am sitting here, pro­cras­ti­nat­ing in the face of re-writing the personal state­ments for graduate school that should be written before I get on a plane to Cairo tomorrow. On the sol­i­dar­ity movement front, things are looking a bit glum. We may not be able to tri­umphantly march into Gaza. The Egyptian government–hopefully feinting–claims that […]

Eric Alterman, Gossip Columnist

In a frenetic rush, I missed Eric Alterman’s last column, about J Street, The New Republic, and, as is usually the case, himself. I’ve come to the con­clu­sion that Eric basically runs a glorified gossip column. Maybe this accounts for his popularity–gossip is a perennial winner. Eric starts off by noting that the current moral or […]

“Balance” is not just for the NYT Letter Section

The Nation magazine’s letter section, to my stunned surprise, ran a letter [fire-walled] from a member of the Inter­na­tional Jewish anti-Zionist network, decrying Israeli settler-colonialism, and thus Zionism in general. This is a bit outside the fold for the Nation, which has generally been quite good recently on the I-P conflict, under the excellent stew­ard­ship of […]

On a Bus to J Street!

As I tap this out I am on a bus on my way to the J Street con­fer­ence, as this blog steadily tran­si­tions to a state of monot­o­nous obsession with the I-P conflict (a temporary state, FYI!) The J Street con­fer­ence will host a lot of liberal Zionist lumi­nar­ies [sic?] and a lot of people committed […]

Eric, Eric! Israel is Not for You

It’s lecture time at Jewbonics. Eric Alterman, appar­ently not heeding the warning label attached to the Israel-Palestine conflict, reading, “Unsuit­able for nin­com­poops,” has decided to write a blog post on Mahmoud Abbas and the Israel-Palestine impasse. This is gonna be good.

Alterman starts off with a char­ac­ter­is­ti­cally bland, off-kilter survey of Mahmoud Abbas’s record:

Abbas came to Washington […]

Eric Alterman on Israel: As Stupid as Stupid Can Be

So Jewbonics’ eleven­teen loyal readers know well that if there’s one buffoon I love pil­lo­ry­ing, it’s Eric Alterman, and if there’s one topic on which, without fail, he will produce com­men­tary of a par­tic­u­larly exquisite type of stupidity, it’s Israel-Palestine. Add to this wondrous mix that there are credible reports that Eric held forth live, without […]

Eric Alterman, Bafflingly, Says Something Intelligent?

Just kidding! And even if he did, I’d rejoin, it must have been pla­gia­rized or unin­ten­tional. But the bi-weekly ration of Alterman’s dun­der­head­ed­ness is actually a touch more intel­li­gent than usual this time around (an admit­tedly sub­ter­ranean level of evil idiocy is Alterman’s usual standard), thus making it a solid piece of fifth-rate pro­pa­ganda. To start, […]